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Binky the hamster has to protect her precious golden sunflower seed from hamster ninjas and their master, the diabolical Master Hojo!
Binky the hamster has always lead an easy and boring life.
WELL NOT ANYMORE!
She had the Golden Sunflower Seed in her possession now! Oh bless her luck. She had found it from one of the many Seedreal™ boxes now littering her entire cage, after what, eight days of hoping and anticipation? Joy. What timing too, today was the last day of the promotion.
What’s so special about a golden sunflower seed? What kind of question is that?! THE golden sunflower seed, mind you, was a super awesome state of the art supercalifragilisticexpialidocious transformable super action figure of the one and only Captain Seed™ ! The Golden Sunflower Seed was coveted by every hamster in the wide world, and there was only one in existence.
It got all the more sweeter when Binky discovered that her arch-nemesis, the evil Master Hojo, Overlord of the other half of the bedroom, wetter of the carpet, had not found the golden seed. He threw away his last box of Seedreal™ in disgust. Oooh, how he puffed those his little hamster cheeks of his. Glee, Binky thought.
Suddenly, Hojo was aware of Binky’s seed. She stared at him across the room, gave him the stink-eye and proceeded to push the seed into her mouth pouch. She stuffed more seeds in for extra security.
She has the Golden Seed! How dare she! It rightly belonged to him, the bestest hamster in the entire house! Had he not searched the hardest? He would claim it for his own. HIS OWN! He gave a diabolical laugh, then squealed as he choked on fur in his throat. He growled and glared at Binky as she giggled, her full mouth pouch jiggling with all the seeds in there.
Hojo whistled sharply, and a multitude of hamster ninjas, clad in deepest black jumped out from under the hamster bedding around him. He signaled towards her cage, and to the sunflower seed. He would have it, and his hamster ninjas would get it!
The ninjas nod and literally slip out of the cage, hurling themselves at Binky’s abode. She starts. Not again. She pulls a lever next to her. Catapults filled with large acorns start to fire at the ninjas from her cage. Some find their mark, sending squealing bundles of fur in black tumbling down from the table they were running on. But the rest keep coming, jumping and dodging, spitting and throwing black sunflower seeds at her.
She takes cover behind her dish bowl. Pushing her tiny hands into her cheeks she beings to spit and shoot seeds from her mouth at the relentless ninjas with such a ferocity that they hesitate. Hojo eggs them on, promising to take away their supply of Seedreals™ if they failed. They charge again, and are promptly cut down by Binky’s seed spray.
She takes cover behind her dish bowl. Pushing her tiny hands into her cheeks she beings to spit and shoot seeds from her mouth at the relentless ninjas with such a ferocity that they hesitate. Hojo eggs them on, promising to take away their supply of Seedreals™ if they failed. They charge again, and are promptly cut down by Binky’s seed spray.
Reveling in her victory, she gives one final spit, and she almost smacks herself for her silliness. She just spat out the Golden Sunflower Seed!
It hits the last ninja on the nose, clangs outside the cage, clatters around on the wooden shelf outside, bounces into and out of an ashtray, flies into some bonsai, teeters on the edge of the shelf and....
Fishbowl.
Plop. Binky and Hojo stare. Then they scream.
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